Transfer Rumours: Asensio Targeted By Liverpool, Higuain For Premier League Return


Now, these are some heavyweight transfer rumours. Mark the date, as today we delivered a batch of gossip that was all killer, no filler. All these players can set tongues wagging and bank balances into overdraft.

Welcome to the Balls Bullshit-O-Meter. It measures the validity of a transfer rumour with its scientifically approved formula of measuring the smell of the bullshit emanating from the morning reports. ‘1’ is a fresh meadow with ’10’ setting off nuclear toxicity alarms throughout the land.